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All of the articles and stories in the Clashion.com Fiction Report are fictional.
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Pilgrimage
Begins toward Hudson River
New York, NY - The Sect of Pure Water began its
annual pilgrimage to the mouth of the Hudson River on Sunday, starting
their voyage from their Parsippany, NJ headquarters. The
"Pure Waterians" make this journey to cleanse their spirits
in the waters of the Hudson. "The Hudson represents the most
sacred form of purity, which we all strive to achieve," states
Sect leader, Barry Korbanov.
Solitaire
Tournaments Canceled
Wichita, KA - Citing a disagreement over tournament rules,
the Solitaire Society has called off its Winter tournaments.
According to a Society spokesperson, "apparently some of our
players disagree with the current set of rules." There is
no word on when the tournaments will resume.
Orange
Crush, by Erik Boemanns
Even a harmless orange can be a terrible thing.
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